ALLAH Ke Naam Pe,
MAULA Ke Naam Pe,
Tere Biwi Bachon Ke Naam Pe,
Koi Mere Is SMS Padne Wale Dost Koi Paisa Dedo,
Yeh Mujhay SMS Nahi Karta..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.
Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."
Sir-Whats This??
Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Every Girl is
Smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent ,
Romantic.,
In Short form,
they all r ur
"S.I.S.T.E.R."
Respect them.. Ok
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Red Rose 4 Love,
Yellow 4 Frndship,
White 4 Peace,
Which Rose 4 u?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nirma Rose,
Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare!!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,
Rasthe-Me Naradji Mile!
Itne Sare Ek Sath?
Yamra: Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa Hai
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Bus kya itna hi sath
hamara?
Intjar hi karte rahe
hum tumhara!
Kab hogi is kumbkht
mobile me roshni
aor
kab aayega message
tumhara?
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
>Who's great?
+Its u
>Who's smart?
+Its u
>Who's sweet?
+Its u
>Who's intelligent?
+Its u
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Boy: me 18year ka hu aur tum?
Girl: me bhi 18year ki hu
Boy: toh phir chale
Girl: kaha?
Boy: vote dalne.
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Full form of boys
B-badmashiyo me sabse aage
o-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte hai
y-yaaro ke yaar hote hai
s-shareef sirf mummy-papa ke aage
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
2 dangerous weapons in the world other than a nuclear bomb are
1) A Girl's smile &
2) A Girl's tears.
Both can make the men do anything..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
1 girl 1 Smile
1 Smile 1 Meeting
1 Meeting 1 Propose
1 Propose 1 Love
1 Love 1 Marriage
1 Marriage
111111
Problems
So avoid 1'st smiLe.
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Santa-You know I can see with my eyes closed too!
Banta-Really! What can you see!
Santa- Darkness!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Do u remeber ur chldhood?
Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd,
"Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?"
&
The shopkeeper rpld
dat is a mirror child
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
SMS karne pe jo marte hai
Call krne se jo darte hai
BADLUCK to dekho
.
.
.
Aise KANJUS
dost mere hi palle
parte hai!!!
Ram Ram
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
How do you confuse an
idiot..?
By telling him to find
the corner in a
circle...
How does the idiot
confuse you..?
By finding it..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
I think i'm distrbng U
Sorry Dis is My last Msg
& I wil not msg U any more
Gud bye.
Nvr expect dis frm
me,I'm born 2 disturb u
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Girl praying-
pls God,
let me luv an intelligent boy,
God- sorry my child,
dat's impossible,
Intelligent boy never luv any grl..
MAULA Ke Naam Pe,
Tere Biwi Bachon Ke Naam Pe,
Koi Mere Is SMS Padne Wale Dost Koi Paisa Dedo,
Yeh Mujhay SMS Nahi Karta..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Teacher- Write ur friend's name in English.
Santa wrote-
"Sunlight.."
Sir-Whats This??
Santa- Sir,Uska naam Suraj Prakash hai...!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Every Girl is
Smart,
Intelligent,
Sweet,
Talented,
Excellent ,
Romantic.,
In Short form,
they all r ur
"S.I.S.T.E.R."
Respect them.. Ok
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Red Rose 4 Love,
Yellow 4 Frndship,
White 4 Peace,
Which Rose 4 u?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nirma Rose,
Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare!!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,
Rasthe-Me Naradji Mile!
Itne Sare Ek Sath?
Yamra: Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa Hai
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Bus kya itna hi sath
hamara?
Intjar hi karte rahe
hum tumhara!
Kab hogi is kumbkht
mobile me roshni
aor
kab aayega message
tumhara?
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
>Who's great?
+Its u
>Who's smart?
+Its u
>Who's sweet?
+Its u
>Who's intelligent?
+Its u
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Boy: me 18year ka hu aur tum?
Girl: me bhi 18year ki hu
Boy: toh phir chale
Girl: kaha?
Boy: vote dalne.
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Full form of boys
B-badmashiyo me sabse aage
o-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte hai
y-yaaro ke yaar hote hai
s-shareef sirf mummy-papa ke aage
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
2 dangerous weapons in the world other than a nuclear bomb are
1) A Girl's smile &
2) A Girl's tears.
Both can make the men do anything..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
1 girl 1 Smile
1 Smile 1 Meeting
1 Meeting 1 Propose
1 Propose 1 Love
1 Love 1 Marriage
1 Marriage
111111
Problems
So avoid 1'st smiLe.
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Santa-You know I can see with my eyes closed too!
Banta-Really! What can you see!
Santa- Darkness!
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Do u remeber ur chldhood?
Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd,
"Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?"
&
The shopkeeper rpld
dat is a mirror child
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Banta: Aj party kis khusi me?
Santa: Meri scuter kho gayi.
Banta: To!
Santa: Shukr mano me us par nai baita tha
warna me bi gum ho jata..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
SMS karne pe jo marte hai
Call krne se jo darte hai
BADLUCK to dekho
.
.
.
Aise KANJUS
dost mere hi palle
parte hai!!!
Ram Ram
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
How do you confuse an
idiot..?
By telling him to find
the corner in a
circle...
How does the idiot
confuse you..?
By finding it..
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
I think i'm distrbng U
Sorry Dis is My last Msg
& I wil not msg U any more
Gud bye.
Nvr expect dis frm
me,I'm born 2 disturb u
~~~~~=============******=============~~~~
Girl praying-
pls God,
let me luv an intelligent boy,
God- sorry my child,
dat's impossible,
Intelligent boy never luv any grl..
